Tuesday
Feb272007
TXT WRZ: Upgraded to First Class but gave up my seat to an old woman with diabetes. Hero or chump?
Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 7:00PM 
YOU FOOL
Pwn3d chump
Chump
HERO! Massive good karma!!
Chump
Chump
Hero!
Hero.
Old woman - hero. Hot girl - chump
Aww that’s nice. The universe will reward you.
Short-term chump, long-term hero
Hero.
A hero fights archfiends. Was the old lady an archfiend?
Hero. Tell the stewardess and she’ll probably give you free booze!
Chump. But chump with a heart of gold.
What makes a diabetic need to sit in first class? If you sit anywhere near the bathroom, you’re a chump. 
Hump.
My friends.
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